IN WILD WEST
Irishmen are in the Wild West. They enter Dodge City and notice
a sign in a shop saying 'Indian scalps-$10 each.' They enter
the shop and are given a rifle, ammunition and told that for
every Indian scalp they bring back they will get $10.
So they go out into the desert and hide behind a rock beside
an oasis in the hope that an Indian would come to drink.
Sure enough, 10 minutes later a brave approaches on his
horse and gets down to drink. Paddy shoots the Indian and
goes over to scalp him.
Just as Paddy gets out his knife, Murphy looks up and sees
up and sees Chief Geronimo and his 100,000 braves on a ridge.
"Don't look now" says Murphy, "But we are
about to become millionaires!"