It
was the end of the Gulf War. The Arabs stared over at the
oil fields and watched them burning. Day and night the flames
roared into the sky. The Arabs pondered on how they were
going to put out the fires when one Arab suggested that
they ring 'Red Adare'. Red Adare was contacted but informed
the Arabs that he was busy for the next six months. Red
Adare told the Arabs that they should ring his cousin Paddy
O Dare from Co Mayo in Ireland.
The Arab got on the phone and contacted Paddy. The Arab
explained the problem with the Oil Fields to Paddy and asked
if he could help. Paddy Replied: "No Problem."
The Arab asked him how quick he could get there and how
much would it cost?. Paddy Replied: "I can be there
in 10 Hours and it'll cost ya' $10,000. "Great";
said the Arab and hung up the phone.
The Arabs waited in the desert, still watching the flames
shooting into the sky, when all of a sudden an open top
truck with four Red haired Paddys comes roaring over the
sand dunes and head straight into the oil field. The Arabs
shouted to no avail, and the truck drove straight into one
of the burning rigs. They jumped out, took off their denim
jackets and proceeded to beat the fire out with them. The
Arabs watched with amazement and two days later the oil
rig fire was out. The four Paddys walked to the Arabs and
one said...."Jazus..that was rough!"
The Arab, while writing the check for $10,000, said to Paddy;
"And what are you going to buy with all this money?.
"Paddy Replied: "Well, the first thing I going
to buy a set of brakes for that fucking truck!"
A forensic science graduate caught a care assistant
thieving from her sick grandmother - with the help of a camera hidden
inside a teddy bear.
Emma Sampson, 21, set out to nab the thief after her grandmother, 75-year-old
Thelma Sampson, noticed that money was missing from her home in Walton,
Liverpool, England.
The forensic science graduate cleverly put her science skills to work
and called in the help of teddy and a hidden camera.
Emma and her dad Robert devised the scheme after his mom Thelma, who has
end stage leukemia, noticed £40 had gone missing from her purse.