fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to
the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately,
it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes
looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with
this huge knot on his head and the golf ball lying right
"Goodness," says the golfer then proceeds to revive
the poor little guy. Upon awakening, the little guy says,
"Well, you caught me fair and square. I am a leprechaun.
I will grant you three wishes." The man says "I
can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt
you too badly," and walks away.
Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun says "Well,
he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have
to do something for him. I'll give him the three things
that I would want. I'll give him unlimited money, a great
golf game, and a great sex life."
Well, a year goes past and the same golfer is out golfing
on the same course at the 16th hole. He gets up and hits
one into the same woods and goes off looking for his ball.
When he finds the ball he sees the same little guy and asks
how he is doing. The leprechaun says, "I'm fine, and
might I ask how your golf game is?" The golfer says,
"It's great! I hit under par every time." "I
did that for you," responds the leprechaun,
"And might I ask how your money is holding out?"
"Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my
hand in my pocket, I pull out a hundred pound note"
he replied. The leprechaun smiles and says, "I did
that for you."
"And might I ask how your sex life is?" Now the
golfer looks at him a little shyly and says, "Well,
maybe once or twice a week."
Floored the leprechaun stammers, "Once or twice a week?"
The golfer looks at him sheepishly and says, "Well,
that's not bad for a Catholic Priest."