IN MY PINT
day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into
a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just
as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three
flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the
The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman
fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it,
as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held
it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT
OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"