DO BELIEVE IN, ASKS GOD?
DCU, a UCD and a Trinity student were in an airplane that
crashed, They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the
great white throne. God addresses the DCU student first:
"What do you believe in?" The DCU Student replies,
"Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people
should be able to make their own choices about things and
that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what
to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain." God
thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with
that. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses the UCD student: "What do you believe
in?" The UCD student replies, "Well, I believe
that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save
the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used,
the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die....Waaahhh."
God thinks for a second and says: "Okay, that sounds
good. Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses the Trinity student. "What do you
"I believe you're in my chair."