FOR
THE GLORY OF IRELAND
Paddy
the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman, Paddy the Scotsman,
and Paddy the Welshman were all flying together in an airliner.
The captain announced that they were losing altitude rapidly
and that one of them would have to jump out to save the
others.
"I do this for the glory of Scotland," said Paddy
the Scotsman and he jumped out.
"We need to lose more weight," said the captain,
so Paddy the Welshman shouted, "I do this for the glory
of Wales," and jumped out.
"Sorry," said the captain. "I'm afraid we
need to lose the weight of just one more person."
"I do this for the glory of Ireland," said Paddy
the Irishman and threw out Paddy the Englishman.
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