ATTRACTION...
the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT... what occurs when two extremely horny,
but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING... the process of spending enormous amounts of money,
time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom
you don't especially like in the present and will learn
to like a lot less in the future.
BIRTH CONTROL... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics
as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using
a condom, and dating repulsive men.
EASY... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual
morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT... a method utilized by one person to indicate
that they are interested in another. Despite being advised
to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly
in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually
due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her
chest.
FRIEND... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE... a woman's feeling towards a man, which
is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get".
INTERESTING... a word a man uses to describe a woman who
lets him do all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT... what the endearing little qualities
that initially attract two people to each other turn into
after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY... how attractive a given person appears
to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your
date is.
NYMPHOMANIAC... a man's term for a woman who wants to have
sex more often than he does.
SOBER... condition in which it is almost impossible to
fall in love.
