Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea.
2. There is no need for dice in role playing.
3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway.
4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head
5. If she says she's into "bondage," don't show
her your financial portfolio.
6. You can lie down during a one-night stand.
7. When a woman talks about waiting for the "right
time," she's not referring to a commercial break.
8. Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love
9. Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth.
10. Sex is like "The Club" - Accept no substitutes.