Two
dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes
and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the
next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries
of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!"
all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How
did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing.
I simply couldn't get a hard on."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's
embarrassing?"
What's a penis worth? $795,000, according to a court
ruling.
The court in Bucharest, Romania, ordered a doctor to pay that amount
in compensation after surgery that went horribly wrong.
The Romanian surgeon was ordered to hand over the money to a patient
whose penis he accidentally severed during a botched operation.
The court was told that in July 2004, Dr. Naum Ciomu made a surgical
error while operating on the man's testicles, severing the penis instead
of making an incision to the testicle.