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AT
THE RACE TRACK
A
group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by 2 female
teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to
learn about thoroughbred horses and the sporting industry,
but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it
was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and
the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the
gents when one of the boys came out and told her that none
of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went
inside, helped the boys with their trousers, and began lifting
the little boys up one by one, and held onto their "john
thomases" to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he
was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she
was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the
4th."
"No, ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the 7th,
riding Silver Arrow, but thanks for the lift."
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