OF WIFE, HUSBAND
wife woke up from her night's sleep and began recounting
her dream to her husband.
"I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks in this place,"she
began, "the big ones went for a tenner and the thick
ones went for 20."
"How about the ones like mine?" asked her husband.
"Those they gave away," she replied tongue in
"I had a dream too," started the husband. "I
dreamt they were auctioning off fannies. The pretty ones
went for a 1000 and the little tight ones went for double
"And how much for the ones like mine?" enquired
the wife to her husband.
"That's where they held the auction," he replied.