man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a
shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at
the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real
bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank,
we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the
safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges
and opens the safe door.
one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises
off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.
The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off
the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says