UP SEX LIFE
frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing
up after 20 years of marriage.
After her husband went to work she slipped out and went
into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless
knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the
new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She
greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat
across from him after she prepares him a drink.
She slowly spread her legs,and in a husky come f**k me voice
says "Honey, would you like some of this?"
The husband looks between his ageing wife's legs and lets
out his breath, looking up at his doting wife replies, "HELL,
NO! Look what it's done to your underwear."