man was suffering from severe headaches for years with no
relief. After trying all the usual cures he was referred
to a headache specialist by his family doctor.
The specialist asked him what his symptoms were and he replied,
"I get these blinding headaches kind of like a knife
across my scalp and...." He was interrupted. "And
a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?" "Yes!
Exactly! How did you know?"
"Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist,
but I myself suffered from that same type of headache for
many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles.
This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral
sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with
all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension
in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back
and let me know how it goes."
Two weeks went by and the man came back. "Well, how
do you feel?" the doctor asked.
"Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a
headache since I started this treatment! I can't thank you
enough. And, by the way....nice house!"