A
man was suffering from severe headaches for years with no
relief. After trying all the usual cures he was referred
to a headache specialist by his family doctor.
The specialist asked him what his symptoms were and he replied,
"I get these blinding headaches kind of like a knife
across my scalp and...." He was interrupted. "And
a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?" "Yes!
Exactly! How did you know?"
"Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist,
but I myself suffered from that same type of headache for
many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles.
This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral
sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with
all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension
in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back
and let me know how it goes."
Two weeks went by and the man came back. "Well, how
do you feel?" the doctor asked.
"Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a
headache since I started this treatment! I can't thank you
enough. And, by the way....nice house!"
Yup. Barack Obama, 44th President of the good old
USA is as Irish as Bono. His great-great-grandfather came from Moneygall
in County Offaly.
To celebrate, we present the song 'There's No One as Irish as Barack Obama',
sung by Hardy Drew and the Nancy Boys. It became an instant big hit on
YouTube, getting nearly 400,000 views in the first two weeks.
The band have been invited to Washington DC by Irish American Democrats
to perform at Obama's inauguration party on 19th of Janurary 2009. Go
Irish!
So get practising! To help you out, here's the words
of the song: