high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses
for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear
attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death
in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand
and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I
was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically
at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well,
I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."