couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating
the husband's 60th birthday.
During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because
they had been such a loving couple all those years, she
would give them one wish each.
The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years,
and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could
travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand
and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment,
and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman
30 years younger than me."
The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.