WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE
1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell
was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all
to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the
door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the
welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and
what do you want?"
"Hi," said the man "Your search is over,
for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I
can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."
The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're
so great in bed?"
To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't