in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart
attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the
mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her
dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight
up in the air and if they don't do something, it will look
odd in the coffin at the funeral.
The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her
dear departed's behind. The mortician can't believe his
ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the
funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned
to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured
them that there was no cause to be alarmed.
Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and
whispers in the dead man's ear, "It HURTS, doesn't