LOVE WITH TEACHER
pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old
students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked,
"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you
see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband
of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly,
"I'll use a rubber!"