POWERS PICK-UP LINES
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you
out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted
Bed Thrasher,have you
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman
on Earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the
hell outta me.
11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so
I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to
15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away.
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and
even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning.
19. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
20. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
21. [email protected]# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
22. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on
my bedroom floor.
23. My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming
24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk
25. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for
26. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
28. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you
29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have
you been drinking?
30. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on
earth, I bet we could do it in public.
31. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't
you like pizza?
32. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't
go home without me.
33. Do you sleep on your stomach? no..........? Can I???
34. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself
35. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he
went into this cheap motel room.