They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
They take too long to warm up and a better model always
comes along once you've already got one.
Useful but clingy.
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just
...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind
up in bed with them.
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and
have to be replaced.
...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really
listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.