A
man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay
$1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot &
love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love
her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men
are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no
use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change & she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
before marriage and after.