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AFRICAN
JOKES - RUSSIAN ROULETTE
An
African leader makes an official trip to Russia. At the
end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the African that
in Russia they have a custom performed at farewells called
"Russian Roulette" to demonstrate one's courage.
The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives
the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls
the trigger.....CLICK.....empty chamber. He hands the revolver
to his African guest, and says, "Your turn." Not
to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual....CLICK.....empty.
The
next year, the Russian visits the African country. At the
end of the trip, the African tells his Russian peer that
he was very impressed with "Russian Roulette"
and that he has spent the last year devising an African
ritual to demonstrate one's courage. The African then disappears
through a door only to reappear a few minutes later smiling,
and says, "Your turn."
The
African escorts the Russian through the door. In the room
are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen.
The African explains that he is to choose one of the women,
who will perform oral sex on him. Absolutely dumbfounded,
the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage is
this?! "The African calmly answers...."One of
them is a cannibal."
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