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101 Ways to Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
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DATING
TIPS FOR MEN
There
are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT
to say on a date...
I really don't like this restaurant that much,
but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs
on you.
I used to come here all the time with my ex.
Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't
hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
I really feel that I've grown in the past few years.
Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second
look.
It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most
people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
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