OF SEXES ONE-LINERS
does a woman care for a man's company?
When he owns it.
many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
Three, if you slice them very thinly.
do men get married?
So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.
are a woman's four favorite animals?
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in
and an ass to pay for it all.
do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.
did God say after creating Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."
the difference between men and government bonds?
is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.
are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go
to bed. Married
women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?
says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
"So you would love her." "But God,"
the man says, "why did you make her
so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you.
did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
He wouldn't ask for directions.