You
see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly
ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -- Erica Jong
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have
a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our
lives. -- Rita Rudner
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I
know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
-- Dolly Parton
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
-- Wendy Liebman
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth
to. -- Erma Bombeck
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
-- Sue Grafton
I would love to speak a foreign language, but I can't.
So I grew hair under my arms instead. -- Sue Kolinsky
I think -- therefore I'm single. -- Lizz Winstead
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country." -- Elayne Boosler
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
-- Gilda Radner
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
-- Maryon Pearson
"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein
get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman
schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
--- Bella Abzug
"In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man;
If you want anything done, ask a woman." -- Margaret
Thatcher
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to
combine marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinem
"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
-- Baroness Edith Summerskill
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying
a little noose around your neck?" -- Linda Ellerbee
"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
-- Gloria Steinem
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and
then." -- Katharine Hepburn
