ADAM WAS LONELY

Adam said he was feeling lonely and asked God for company.
"I was thinking of making you a woman," said God.
"What is a woman?" asked Adam.
"Nearly a man, only curvier," said God, "and also sweet, caring and loving and at your beck and call. She will be an inspiration to you."
"Gosh," said Adam, "how much will that cost?"
"An arm and a leg," said God.
"What could I get for a rib?" asked Adam.