man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles
in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding
the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards
his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him.
Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager
to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip
or vacation?" "Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she
He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement.
Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting
RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks,
"What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer",
she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."
he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"
she explains, "one popular myth is that African American
men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers,
when actually it is men of Greek descent."
the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry,"
she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't
even know your name!". "Tonto," the man says, as he extends
his hand. "Tonto Papadopoulos."
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