SCOUTS VISIT US MILITARY
is an exact replication of a National Public Radio interview
between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald
who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his
So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach
these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going
to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's
a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL: I don't see why. They'll
be properly supervised on the rifle range.
INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit
that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching
GENERAL: I don't see how. We
will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.
INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping
them to become violent killers.
GENERAL: Well, you're equipped
to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?