38 KINDER, GENTLER WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in artificial stupidity A few beers short of a six-pack Dumber than a box of hair A few peas short of a casserole Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl One taco short of a combo plate A few feathers short of a whole duck All foam, no beer The cheese slid off the cracker Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down An intellect rivaled only by garden tools As smart as bait Chimney's clogged Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor Forgot to pay his brain bill Her sewing machine's out of thread His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels His belt doesn't go through all the loops If he had another brain it would be lonely Missing a few buttons on his remote control No grain in the silo Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse Receiver is off the hook Several nuts short of a full pouch Skylight leaks a little Slinky's kinked Surfing in Nebraska Too much yardage between the goal posts

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