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FREE
SEX WITH FILL-UP
There
was this gas station in "redneck country" trying
to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying
"Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a "redneck"
customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for
his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and
if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The
buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No,
you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this
time but maybe next time".
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy
this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked
for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same
story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man
guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry,
it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time".
As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy,
"I think that game is rigged and he doesn't give away
free sex". The buddy replied, "No, it's not rigged
-- my wife won twice last week."
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