YO MAMA JOKES Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. Yo mama's so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and declared new land. Yo mama's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama's so fat when she has sex; she has to give directions! Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house; she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale, it says "to be continued…" Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale, it says "we don't do livestock." Yo mama's so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo mama's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side! Yo mama's so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo mama's so fat she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book! Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama's so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights! Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama's so fat they have to grease the bathtub to get her out! Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up! Yo mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!! Yo mama's so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!! Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip. Yo mama's so fat, when she diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live. Yo mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman. Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Yo mama's so fat, her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on the other side." Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks. Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: ''MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY: 240 PATRONS OR YO MAMA" Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mama's so fat, she got smaller fat women orbiting around her. Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade. Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her. Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost. Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes. Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade. Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her. Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her. Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served. Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.

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