- Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
- Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
- Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
- Two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.
- Man who pee on electric fence, receive shocking news.
- Do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
- Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag.
- He who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty
- Man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.
- Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train
likely to end up with splitting headache.
- Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.
- Baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up
to be shiftless bastard.
- Man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man who sit on tack get point.
- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going
- Find blind man on nude beach, not hard.
- Girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.
- Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution
- Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.
- Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth
- Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.
- Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
- Woman who spends much time on bedspring, may have offspring.
- Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe
- Man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.
- Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
- A bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
- Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
- Man who sneezes without handkerchief takes matters into
his own hands.
- Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
- Sailor who get discharged from navy leave buddies behind.
- Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches
- Girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no peace at night.
- Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
- Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
- Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
- Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup.
- Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
- Epileptic woman who give oral sex may bite big one.
- Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
- Wife who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
- Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
- Man who kisses girls behind, gets crack in face.
- Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing
- Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
- Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
- America good place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
- It take square ass to shit a brick.
- To make egg roll, push it.
- To prevent hangover stay drunk!
- Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of
- Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
- Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his
- Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel
- Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
- He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
- Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
- War not determine who is right, war determine who is
- Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly
- Okay for shit to happen, will decompose.
- Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of
- Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
- Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse
- Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
- Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- Man who puts pecker in peanut butter jar is f***ing
- Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
- Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
- Man who kiss epileptic woman may get tongue-tied.
- Modern house without toilet uncanny.
- It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to
- Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of
- Man who sit on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife
- Man who run in front of car get tired.
- Man who stand on toilet, must be high on pot.
- Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
- Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split
- Woman who go to man's apartment for snack may get tit
- Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time.
- Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
- Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
- Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
- Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour
- Support bacteria, it may be the only culture some people
- Virgin like balloon: one prick, all gone.
- Procrastination like masturbation, only screw self.
- Man who shoot off mouth, bound to lose face.
- Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting
- He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect
to sit at that man's dinner table without subject coming
- People who make Confucius joke speak bad English.