OF LONG HAPPY LIFE
man walked up to a little old lady rocking in a chair on
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"
he said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," she
said. "I also do a gramme of charlie a day, a spliff
every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk food, and
never exercise, and do pills on the weekend."
"That's amazing," said the man, "how old