These
three men went out on this fishing trip, but as they we
sailing along in their little boat, a storm picked up and
swept them onto a rather small island.
Now the men weren't scared at first, but when they saw
these cannibals chasing after them, they began to run for
their lives. The cannibals were much faster than they were,
and so they captured the three men, and brought them to
their King.
The King said, "I want each of you to pick 10 fruits.
Each man must collect a different fruit as to that of the
other two. Once you have done this, return to me, and I
will tell you what to do."
So the men, fearing their lives, run out and began to search
madly for any fruit. The first man returns after a while
with 10 apples. The King grinned wickedly and said, "Now
you must take those 10 apples and shove them up your ass
without making any facial expression. If you fail to do
so, I will kill you!"
The poor man gets up to number 8 and then screams, as the
pain was so intense. The King killed him right then and
there, and returned to see the second man coming back with
10 strawberries. The second man got his instructions, too,
and was up to the 10th strawberry, when all of a sudden,
for no apparent reason, he begins laughing hysterically.
So the King killed him, too, just as he did with the first
man.
Now the first man and the second man meet up in Heaven,
and the first man asks the second man, "Why did you
laugh? You were on your last strawberry, and you could have
gotten away!"
The second man said with a little smile, "Yeah, I
know, but I couldn't resist laughing when I saw the third
man coming back with pineapples!"
