IN LUNATIC ASYLUM
head doctors in a lunatic asylum have a meeting and decide
that one of their patients is potentially well. So they
decide to test him and take him to the movies.
When they get to the movie theater, there are 'wet paint'
signs pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down
but the patient puts a newspaper down first and then sits
The doctors get all excited because they think he may be
in touch with reality now. So they ask him: "Why did
you put the newspaper down first?"
He answers: "So I'd be higher and have a better view."