AUTOMOBILE ACRONYMS What do these automobile acronyms actually mean? Here goes…. AUDI: A Used Dodge Incognito BMW: Bavarian Money Waster BUICK: Big Ugly Idiot's Cat Killer CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet CHRYSLER: Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions DAEWOO: Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally DODGE: Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony FORD: Ford Owners Recommend Dodge GM: Genital Motors HONDA: Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance HYUNDAI: Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside JEEP: Junk Everyone Eventually Piles KIA: Korean Industrial Accident MITSUBISHI: Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete MOPAR: Move Over People Are Racing NISSAN: Need I Say Something About Nothing OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment PONTIAC: Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car FORD: Falling Off Road Daily HONDA: High ON Do it All GMC: Gay Man's Cadillac

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