The stereo system will only be able to listen to Microsoft
FM and play Microsoft cassettes.
2. Oil, gas, and temperature gauges replaced by a single
"General Car Fault" warning light.
3. To turn on the air conditioner, you will have to shut
down the car for two minutes and restart it.
4. Occasionally, your car will stop and fail to restart,
and you'll have to reinstall the engine to get it going
5. When you call the service department, they will tell
you it's not their fault and blame it on the company that
made the tires.
6. Before the airbag deploys, it will ask "are you
7. To make right turns, you will have to upgrade to Microsoft
8. Apple will make a car that's faster, more reliable,
and easier to drive, but it will only run on five percent
of the roads.
9. If you can't afford to buy a new car, you can just borrow
one from a friend and copy it.
10. If you are involved in a crash, you will have no idea