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May 3, 2007
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Jailed for kidnapping wife who wanted bigger breasts
by Gulliver

Some men like big boobs. And some men like them just as they are.

But James McCarthy went to extremes to stop his wife having a boob job - he kidnapped her to prevent her having her breasts enlarged.

The 27-year-old dragged her out of a hospital ward and threatened to kill her if she went ahead with the procedure, the Old Bailey in London was told.

McCarthy was jailed for 20 months after he admitted the kidnap offence on February 9 this year.

"Don't do it. I like you as you are," he told his wife as he dragged her out of a ward at St Bartholomew's Hospital in the City of London.

Mrs McCarthy (27), became hysterical and pleaded with hospital staff to save her and that she feared he would kill her, the court heard.

She turned up for her surgery with a black eye, the prosecution said. Mrs McCarthy is separated from her husband

She was in the course of telling a hospital worker all about it when McCarthy turned up claiming he had a knife.

"This defendant did not want his wife to undergo an augmentation operation," said defence lawyer Michael Gomulka.

"He did not think it was necessary. He was also worried about the surgery itself."

The court was told McCarthy, of Canning Town, east London, had a history of violence towards two previous partners and his current wife, with whom he has a nine-month child.

His estranged wife did not go ahead with the breast surgery after the incident.

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Jilted swan returns to true love

A black swan dumped by her lover has been reunited with her old flame - a giant pedal boat in the shape of a white swan she had been pining for all winter.

Petra made headlines all around the world in 2006 when she grew so fond of the plastic boat she could not bear to be parted from it.

The romance between the odd couple blossomed after German zoo officials in the town of Muenster released Petra on a local lake next to the boat.

She became so besotted with her pedal boat love that she refused to leave its side, even refusing to mingle with the other swans.


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