Oct 5, 2007 Great balls of fire! Russian woman sets fire
to ex-husband's penis by Gulliver
A Moscow woman burnt her ex-husband's
penis in a fit of anger as he was watching TV naked and sipping
The man was taken to hospital with burns all over his body,
but his jealous ex-wife did not feel guilty at all, according
to the Tvoi Den newspaper.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband
told the newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't
know what I did to deserve this."
The woman named only as Irina, 41, was married to the man
Dmitry, 48, for 19 years. The couple divorced three years
ago but shared the same apartment afterwards.
Irina took her revenge on Dmity when he sitting watching an
adult program on a night TV channel. First his ex-wife grabbed
a bottle of vodka, spilled some on him and tried to set him
on fire with a match. But the flame died out and her attempt
Then Irina made a wick of a newspaper and threw the burning
paper aiming at the man's crotch. Dmitry told doctors that
he had felt terrible pain but could not extinguish the fire.
He started burning like a torch.
Doctors said that Dmitry could have burned alive if the woman
had not called an ambulance. Severe burns were found on the
man's arms, legs, chest and penis.
The lesson for Russian men is don't annoy fiery ex-wives,
if you want to keep your manhood intact.