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101 Ways to Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
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NEW YEAR MUST DO'S
This Year I Resolve To:
Replace the nozzle before driving away from the
gas pump.
Make sure I have a pee BEFORE going on stage to
do my party piece.
No longer park dad's BMW beside fire hydrants.
Keep at a safe distance when driving behind cop
cars.
Drive closer to the speed limit.
Check my bum for toilet paper before leaving the
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