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NEW YEAR MUST DO'S
This Year I Resolve To:
Replace the nozzle before driving away from the
gas pump.
Make sure I have a pee BEFORE going on stage to
do my party piece.
No longer park dad's BMW beside fire hydrants.
Keep at a safe distance when driving behind cop
cars.
Drive closer to the speed limit.
Check my bum for toilet paper before leaving the
restroom. |
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