The national dress of Scotland has so long fascinated both the Scot and the Sassenach. A central part of their dress is the kilt, or the Scotman's skirt. But one profound question that has taxed the greatest minds and been asked from time immorial is: what does the Scotsman wear under his kilt? The late great comedian Spike Milligan was one man who tried to shed some light on this remote dark area when he said: "Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."

In a Lifeisajoke.com world media exclusive we bring you the naked evidence, the shocking truth, and let you see for yourself with our exclusive picture above. It was taken by hidden camera as a band of kilted pipers marched over a subway grate. Yes it's reminiscent of the famous movie image from the 'The Seven Year Itch' - in which gorgeous actress Marilyn Monroe's dress is blown up above her waist by a passing train underneath a subway grate she is standing on. The image was one of the most iconic of the 20th Century

OK, we admit these kilted highlanders may not be your ideal of Marilyn Monroe. But they do have cute cheeks, you gotta admit!