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101 Ways to Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
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TODAY IS NATIONAL GOOD LOOKING PERSON DAY.
SEND THIS TO SOMEONE GORGEOUS.
DON'T SEND IT BACK TO ME,
I'VE RECEIVED HUNDREDS OF THE BLOODY THINGS.
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