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DORITOS - BEFORE AND AFTER

doritos before and after

We think she's cute too. The girl on the left of the picture we mean. Well she was cute. Unfortunately a dreadful addiction to a certain brand of flavored tortilla chips put paid to that, as you can see in the right of the picture.

Yep, you wouldn't believe it, the very same girl. About 800 pounds, and thousands of bags of Doritos later. After her boyfriend took her to the movies and introduced her to her first bag of Doritos, she just couldn't stop eating them. Frito-Lay, the company that manufacture them, couldn't make them fast enough for her. They had to build extra production plants to keep up with demand.

Speaking of which do you know that Doritos is Spanish for "little bits of gold". And they are made from ground corn, corn oil, and seasoning. Frito-Lay also make Cheetos, Tostitos, and Fritos (which is the Spanish word for fried).

Damn, don't know about you, but we're dying for a snack. Hey, will you share your bag of Doritos with us? Go on. Ah go on go on go on go on.


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101 Ways to Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

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