The toilet has evolved so little since the Romans
invented the latrine in 2500 B.C. The next significant
advance happened when Albert Giblin, an employee of
Thomas Crapper, perfected an effective flush toilet
in 1898.
But now modern technology has delivered us the Roto-Rooter
Deluxe Toilet!
Is this not the most amazing toilet you have ever
seen? Considering that the average person spends 11,862
hours in the bathroom in a lifetime, which adds up
to one year, four months and five days, don't you
deserve a quality toilet experience?
This toilet of your dreams comes fully loaded with
the following luxury enhancements:
Philips™ 20-inch LCD TV and Star Wars DVD
Xbox™ 360 gaming system
Philips™ DVD player
Gateway® EMachine™ laptop computer with fully
articulated robot arm
iPod™ with stereo docking station equipped with
toilet paper dispenser
Roto-Rooter “emergency” button
Tivo™ recorder
Avanti™ refrigerator with beer tap, stocked with
drinks and snacks
Magazine rack and subscriptions to Sports Illustrated,
ESPN and GQ
Bike pedal exerciser
Cup warmer / cooler
Enjoy! Enjoy! |
