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OLD STARS HAVE THE MOST HEAVENLY BODIES - POLL

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Old stars easily outshine the young when it comes to the most heavenly bodies.

Septuagenarians Sean Connery and Sophia Loren have beaten the likes of George Clooney, Jude Law and Sienna Miller in a poll of celebrities with the most envied bodies.

Former James Bond star Connery scored 10th in the men's list, while luscious Loren was fifth in the women's.

The 77-year-old Connery beat Prince William, 25, and Hollywood sex symbols Clooney, 46, and Law, 34, in the survey for fitness experts Premier Training International.

Screen siren Loren still luscious at 73, outranked Jennifer Lopez, 38, Angelina Jolie, 32, Jennifer Aniston, 38, Gwyneth Paltrow, 35, and Factory Girl star Miller, 25.

Topping the votes for sexy male bodies was the current James Bond Daniel Craig, 39.

Number one woman was I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! star and new mother Myleene Klass, 28.

The beautiful 'Die Another Day' Bond girl Halle Berry came a close second.

English rugby pin-up Jonny Wilkinson ranked second among the manly men, with screen star Brad Pitt claiming third spot, Hugh Grant fourth and David Beckham fifth.

Pitt's wife Angelina Jolie only managed seventh place among the fairest of all the fair sex.

Jessica Simpson's was the third most envied body with Madonna's fourth, just one place above Loren who one said: "Everything you see I owe to spaghetti."

Completing the women's top ten were: Jennifer Lopez sixth, followed by actresses Jolie, Uma Thurman, Jennifer Aniston, and former Strictly Come Dancing contestant Gabby Logan.

Of the best male bods Pirates of the Caribbean stars Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp were sixth and seventh, followed by Any Dream Will Do winner Lee Mead, actor Colin Firth and Sean Connery.

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Teddy catches thief red-handed

A forensic science graduate caught a care assistant thieving from her sick grandmother - with the help of a camera hidden inside a teddy bear.

Emma Sampson, 21, set out to nab the thief after her grandmother, 75-year-old Thelma Sampson, noticed that money was missing from her home in Walton, Liverpool, England.

The forensic science graduate cleverly put her science skills to work and called in the help of teddy and a hidden camera.

Emma and her dad Robert devised the scheme after his mom Thelma, who has end stage leukemia, noticed £40 had gone missing from her purse.

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