THE GREAT WALL
guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out
walking together one day. They come across a lantern and
a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one
wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The
Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer,
and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever
fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye,
'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans
can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink
of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around
"Uncle Sam" (a former civil engineer), asks, "I'm
very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing
can get in or out -- virtually impenetrable."
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."