OSAMA BIN LADEN, TALIBAN ONE LINERS
How do you play Taliban bingo?
Q: How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both look out their window and see Rubble.
Q: What is the national bird of Afghanistan?
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes
on the same day?
A: Because the camels can't handle it.
Q: What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q. Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan?
A. Because of the Telly ban.
Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden have a beard?
A. He wants to look like his mother.
Q. What do you call a Taliban who owns six goats?
A. A pimp.
A fitting punishment for Osama Bin Laden:
Capture him and give him a sex change operation, then return
him to Afghanistan to live under Taliban rule.
Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden carry a piece of shit in his
A. Photo I.D.