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SEMEN ON A BLUE DRESS (SONG)

(To The Tune of Good Golly, Miss Monica)

Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found!

Fe, fe, fi, fi, fo, fo, fum
Monica's dress has the President's cum!

In the Oval Office, on the carpeted floor
Till the Leader of the Country up and hollers for more
In her reinforced kneepads with the Presidential Seal
Seeking out that First Banana to peel!

Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found!

The Commander-in-Chief says, "You do it so well"
"I love it, you creep!" says Monica L.
Poor Hillary's working on "It Takes A Village"
While Miss Lewinsky's dress gets a Big Ole' Spillage
She's not too skinny, she's not too fat
Every President wants an Intern like that!

Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found!

Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found!

Good golly Miss Monica, don't sing to Kenneth Starr.
Good golly Miss Monica, this thing's gone way to far!

From the early, early morning to the early, early night
Miss Monica's on bended knee at the House of White!

Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found!

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