ADVICE FROM FORMER PRESIDENTS
distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was walking
through Washington looking for any kind of guidance. He
walks up to the Washington Monument, looks up and says,
"George, you were always wise, what should I do?"
Low and behold, a voice comes down from above and says,
"ABOLISH THE I.R.S. AND START OVER."
Clinton, amazed that he is talking to the past President
thinks he'll try it again. He walks over to the Jefferson
Memorial and utters the same request to America's author
of the Declaration of Independence and one of its great
early philosophers. "Thomas, you never had these kind
of problems, what can I do to rally people behind me?"
Again a voice from above answers, "WELFARE, IT'S NOT
WORKING, ABOLISH IT, START OVER."
After hearing this Clinton is so excited he is planning
to go to all the historic sites for guidance. Next he goes
to the Lincoln Memorial for guidance from the President
who met his untimely death after winning the Civil War and
keeping the country unified. "Abe, I need your help,
people are losing confidence in me and they no longer trust
me what should I do?" After a substantial pause Abe
responds, "TAKE THE DAY OFF, GO TO THE THEATER."